• guy: hey wanna go out with me?
  • me: is your name roronoa zoro?
  • guy: no?
  • me: are you a swordsman?
  • guy: no
  • me: do you know how to use 3 swords?
  • guy: no
  • me: do you have a hot body?
  • guy: no
  • me: is your hair green?
  • guy: no...
  • me: do you have a deep ass fucking sexy voice?
  • guy: ...no
  • me: do you wear 3 earrings on your ear like u think ur fabulous?
  • guy: ...
  • me: sorry i cannot date u because u do not meet all of the requirements for dating me bye

blitzritter:

trying to see if your friend also likes yaoi
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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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makochantachibanana:

PUBERTY GAME TOO STRONG FOR CAPTAIN NITORI SENPAI

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mr-radical:

*japanese lady voice* kono bangumi wa. goran no suponsaa no teikyou de okurishimasu.

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66lulu:

Meanwhile the husbands at home- 

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thesassycat:

never-to-old-to-act-young:

thesassycat:

Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better

Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.

This is not one of those times

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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toukyokushus:

"When did the manga become all about ships and not the actual plot?"

ummmmm i hate to burst your bubble but 99% of the manga plot was literally about the life of the star-crossed lovers uzumaki naruto and uchiha sasuke????

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